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reblog if you’ll eat refried beans straight out of the can with a spoon

wait you mean people don’t

my friends tell me its gross

blasphemy

I didn’t even know refried beans came in a can oh my god what else comes in a can.

Bread comes in a can, Dew.

Bread.

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Thank you for making me regret eating. You’re a wonderful person and should earn a prize for such an amazing display of kindness.

My grandma really wants a doberman but I can’t find any in town bawww. I don’t want another pit because I need a guard dog, and pits are TERRIBLE guard dogs. I learned the hard way when Baba let a fucking stranger in my yard at 3am and did nothing to him while the man destroyed my garden, went through my cars, and damaged the valuables in my yard. Fuck crack addicts.

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